Jul 03 2009
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for skinnyghost and bearslair, who are both into dice with too many sides on them.
This is so great. My sorta-e-friend Ben makes these. I really hope it gets picked up as a TV show or something, it’s too good not to. I laughed so hard at this line: “If you were just gay that would be great. Then I could just drop you off at a club and you could dance with OTHER PEOPLE. Instead in the basement on a plastic mat. Oh no, my son isn’t into men, he’s into DICE with too many sides on them.”
“YEAH, I’M SORRY TOO, YA ASS-NECK!”

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This deadly snake bit off more than it could chew when the toad it had lined up for lunch turned the tables on it. Tourist Ran Longzhong spotted the venomous snake - believed to be a banded krait - pounce on the giant toad. But as the snake prepared to sink its fangs into an easy meal, the toad opened its massive mouth and began swallowing it alive at Qingcheng Mountain park in Sichuan, central China. “It took him about five minutes to gobble the whole thing down while the snake was struggling to get free. He was biting and snapping at the toad but he couldn’t seem to get near him,” said Ran. Picture: EUROPICS[CEN]. via
what a heart-wrenching, come-from-behind success story](http://23.media.tumblr.com/tVaADLk5kpdhsshsp12SJwDZo1_400.jpg)